12 Best Things To Say If You're Caught Sleeping At Your Desk

12. "I'm in the management training program. I'm actually doing a Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan (SLEEP) that I learned at the last mandatory seminar you made me attend."

11. "I wasn't sleeping. I was trying to pick up my contact lens without hands."

10. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."

9. "This is just a 15-minute power nap like they raved about in that time-management course you sent me to."

8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out. You probably got here just in time"

7. "I wasn't sleeping. I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm."

6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."

5. "I was doing a highly specific yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminating against people who practice yoga?"

4. "Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our company's biggest problem."

3. "The coffee machine is broken..."

2. "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot..."

And the #1 best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk:

1. "... And, finally, I pray for the future of our company. Amen."