Close Examination

A: In this scene, a lawyer cross examines a doctor about a victim's death.

Q: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?"

A: "No"

Q: "Did you check for breathing?"

A: "No"

Q: "So then it is possible the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?"

A: "No"

Q: "How can you be so sure, doctor?"

A: "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar."

Q: "But could the patient still have been alive nevertheless?"

A: "It is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere."