Doctor Says

This is an actual collection from medical interview records written by various paramedics, emergency room receptionists, and (we are afraid) a doctor or two at major hospitals ...

1. She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life until 1989 when she got a divorce.

2. The patient was in his usual state of good health until his airplane ran out of gas and crashed.

3. Bleeding started in the rectal area and continued all the way to Los Angeles.

4. Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and accommodation.

5. Exam of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.

6. Exam of genitalia was completely negative except for the right foot.

7. The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.

8. The patient was to have a bowel resection. However he took a job as a stockbroker instead.