1. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

2. A day without sunshine is like, night.

3. On the other hand, it's better to have fingers than toes.

4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

5. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges?

6. Honk if you love peace and quiet.

7. Remember that half the people you know are below average.

8. Depression is anger without enthusiasm.

9. I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

10. A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

11. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

12. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of cheques.

13. The colder the x-ray table the more of your body is required on it.

14. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.

15. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.